____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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