Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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