..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
My feet surprised me
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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