everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
