Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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