I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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