I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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