the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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