Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I'm sobbing to NWA
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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