OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
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