Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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