Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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