thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
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