Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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