so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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