That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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