we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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