i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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