is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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