i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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