Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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