so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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