The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
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