At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
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