I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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