i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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