Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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