It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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