I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
We are two peas in an std pod
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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