She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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