I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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