What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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