yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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