Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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