evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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