I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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