I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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