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Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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