He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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