elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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