Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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