You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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