would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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