do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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