you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize