Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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