That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I love you.
Bad choice
Randomize
