You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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