in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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