Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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