What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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