she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
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