can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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